New Scotland Hakka For Six Nations: The “Freedom” Speech

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Brave Heart Freedom Speech

Brave Heart Freedom Speech

With the Six Nations well upon us we, at Silly Britain, believe it’s time at least one northern hemisphere side get’s it’s own Hakka.

With England vs Scotland kicking off later today we think it’s high time those plucky Brave Hearts had their own rugby war cry – and what better rallying call than Mel Gibson’s famous “freedom” speech.

Imagine if before every Calcutta Cup a man riding a horse with blue face paint were to charge up and down crying “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom” – it would be brilliant. Obviously it would be a bit less meaningful playing other teams (i.e FIJI), but they should definitely do this for games against England.

Karl Pilkington Most Subtly Ingenious Quotes

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We loved Buzzfeed’s post ’28 Most Subtly Ingenious Things Karl Pilkington Has Ever Said’.

For those that missed it – here are our top five quotes (link to original article below)

Karl Pilkington Quotes

Karl Pilkington Quotes

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Bieber Gets British Babysitter

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Suppernanny Bieber

Suppernanny Bieber

We may not be Beliebers at Silly Britain, but we may have come up with a solution to turn around the fortunes of one of pop’s most irritating superstars.

Following his arrest earlier in the week, it seems to us that Justin Bieber is in need of some good, old fashioned parenting discipline to slap him into shape.

Step forward Jo Frost – the English nanny from hell – who’s been taking on tiresome teens for the best part of a decade on UK and US TV.

We reckon one evening on the naughty step would iron out all of JB problems. If it doesn’t then a 10 – 20 year prison stink would not be such a bad idea!